Stories of a Psycho

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callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

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asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

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thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

hostagesituation:

My friend had a guy sitting way too close to her on the bus and he was trying to read her text messages, so we damn well gave him something to read.

incredible.

DOCTOR WHO FEST 
Day 9: What is the saddest moment in Doctor Who?

"Excuse me? Excuse me, where are you taking them?
Where are you going?
Rocco, where are you going?
Where are you going?
...
WHERE ARE YOU GOING??"

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andersoncooperforever:

LMAO burn

andersoncooperforever:

LMAO burn

marguerite26:

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cynessie:

WHY DO PEOPLE FREAK OUT WHEN I RUN IN ASSASSIN’S CREED I DON’T UNDERSTAND SINCE WHEN WAS IT A CRIME TO RUN MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING YOU DON’T KNOW WHY I RUN

our-ship-larry:

Happy Pride Day! Pass this along to all your LGBTQA Friends :)

our-ship-larry:

Happy Pride Day! Pass this along to all your LGBTQA Friends :)

See what the cast had to say about who the clumsiest person is on the #TeenWolf set! #AfterAfterShow

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kwills88:

I have like the weirdest boner right now.

This is so much better than that “kissing strangers for the first time” video