when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
(via karmaachameleoncircuit)
Hogwarts!AU Arthur is the heir to the elite, respected, pureblood Pendragon line and is sorted into Gryffindor, much to his father, the wealthy, Mudblood hating Uther’s pleasure. Arthur is a typical Gryffindor – brave, fearless and above all loyal. He is handsome and is Beater for his house Quidditch team and it is expected that he will marry another pureblood heiress.
But, instead, it is the intelligent, brooding Ravenclaw boy Merlin who has captured his heart. Merlin is a Muggleborn boy from a Cornish village and someone who his father would certainly not approve of.
So, when the Second Wizarding War strikes and Merlin is captured by Uther’s men and thrown into the Pendragon dungeons, it is up to Arthur to rescue Merlin and defy his father’s law, so they can escape together.
(via brolinskeep)
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
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“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”
I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP
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| *about to get murdered* | |
| murderer: | any last words |
| me: | imagine how is touch the sky |
| murderer: | |
| me: | |
| *escapes while murderer tries to figure it out* |
me when someone tries to explain math
that comment is so accurate it hurts
based on this post and this about Clara’s dream ;)
Zombie Apocalypse AU The end of the world has come and gone and the disease that’s been spread by the one they call Queen of the Afterlife has taken over most cities. Most call them “Zombies” others “Sentients”−due to their intelligence− most say that they walk with the gait of a predator and most would be right. Arthur Pendragon and Merlin Emrys are part of a human resistance camp and have been fighting the zombies for most their life. So long that each has come to value the other’s life more than they value their own. What happens though when worst comes to worst? What does Arthur do when Merlin is infected during an attack and the only cure lies beyond the camp− and across enemy grounds?“What are you willing to risk for him?”“Anything. Everything. J-just please.”“Well. There might be a way, since we’ve caught the virus early on. But it’s dangerous”“Tell me.”
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He’s tripping on acid
If it spills, he’ll have to drop the base
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Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
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sometimes, i feel you looking for the devil in me
so won’t you close your eyes, when i’m lying in your heart
(Source: mermaidblues, via lookingforsterek)
(Source: disney-ohanameansfamily, via a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts)
Tell me how the hell this is possible. HOW?!?!
A FANDOM MADE HIM.
HE ONLY EXISTS IN FANFIC.
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